
Dancing With the Stars, what hath you wrought? Seeking to
accommodate the burgeoning market of celebrities who wish to show off
their hidden abilities, CBS will debut the new reality series Secret Talents of the Stars on Tuesday,
April 8, at 10 p.m. The program will offer up famous folks trying to
morph into singers, dancers, trapeze artists, jugglers, contortionists,
you name it. (Many of the celebs are paired with experts in fields in which they’re dabbling.) A panel of judges will
critique the contestants, viewers will vote to determine their weekly
favorites, and a champion will be crowned in a tournament-style format.
So, which Hollywood types are hoping to wow you in ways you never
thought possible? Danny Bonaduce (riding unicycle); Ben Stein (doing
the jitterbug); George Takei (singing country music); Sheila E. (juggling);
Clint Black; Malcolm-Jamal Warner; Sasha Cohen; Mya; Roy
Jones Jr.; Joe Frazier; George Takei; Marla Maples; Bridget Marquardt;
Ric Flair; and Cindy Margolis.
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The secret talent of these D-Listers seems to be getting themselves classified as “stars” to begin with.
Is Ric Flair going to do his impersonation of a politician? Oh, wait…
IT WAS CALLED “CIRCUS OF THE STARS”! This is totally unoriginal, sorry.
I dont get why Sasha Cohen would be on this list of has beens and never were.
to Cami: LOL! Mmm-hmm: I see a lot of “Secret Talents” but really, no “Stars”. I mean if it were stars I could handle it: Christopher Walken tap dancing, Zoe Deschanel singing, Lindsay Lohan sucking a ping pong ball through a garden hose….