Pussycat Dolls give Perez Hilton a spanking

At a March 22 bash on the eve of his 30th birthday, Perez Hilton not only received the first double-platinum plaque for Amy Winehouse’s Back to Black, an album which the blogger and tastemaker championed long before its U.S. release, but later was treated to a surprise performance by the Pussycat Dolls. The blond-haired scribe (given name: Mario Lavandeira Jr.) called the event at the Beverly Wilshire hotel his QuinceaƱera (an appropriate title considering the location had a strange Super Sweet Sixteen feel to it). Famous guests included Amanda Bynes, The Hills’ Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, and a Kardashian or two. But it was Pussycat Dolls’ Nicole Scherzinger’s saucy, R-rated dedication that really got tongues wagging. “I’m especially excited to be one of the very privileged, lucky, chosen ones to have graced the pages of perezhilton.com… with driplets coming out of my mouth,” she told an already rowdy crowd, before asking, “How many of you wanna see P-Nasty get a birthday spanking?” After a single lashing, the Dolls proclaimed the birthday boy their sixth member and presented him with a bedazzled official PCD sweatshirt that read, “Don’t you wish your boyfriend were hot like Perez?” The self-declared “Queen of all Media” then joined the girls to sing their hit song, “Don’t Cha,” proving that, when it comes to music, he feels just as comfortable on stage as he does behind the scenes. What’s next? A Perez Hilton rap record?

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  • Winona

    Gee… Perez Hilton *and* the Pussycat Dolls… and should we care???

  • Eli

    Famoust for beint Talentless, wow, Pussycat Dolls and Perez Hilton, perfect together. but frankly, who cares?

  • Peabo

    I don’t know if it’s more gross or more boring… can’t believe I’m even commenting on it, but I guess I have to rant that my eyes endured reading his name or that of the P-cat dolls. Ugh.

  • Ballzack

    I find this quite funny. perez is hilarious sometimes. The celebuwhores all know that being nice to him gets you press.

  • 769

    He is not original
    peres hilton = paris hilton

  • jk

    lets see more paris

  • Bella

    Please, for the love of everything good and beautiful in this world, do not EVER put a picture of Perez Hilton on here again. It’s scary.

  • Ryan

    Everything wrong with the entertainment industry at this moment in time can be traced to that man.

  • Anan

    I love Perez! I don’t care what you haters say. I find a lot of people bash him… and then I find out they visit his website frequently! Just admit that you love the celebrity gossip, already! Geesh.

  • Erin

    I read this exact article yesterday on another website. So, who stole from who? This blog post is credited to Shirley Halperin at 6:24pm and I read it much earlier in the day. How can this qualify as a blog posting when it was copied word for word from someone else?

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