This week’s episode of Ausiello TV is rated TV-MA for L (moderate to strong language), V (strong violence and/or blood), S (scoop pertaining to The Office and Heroes) and D (disturbing imagery).
Aug 8
2008
08:56 PM ET
'Office' Exclusive: Dunder Mifflin Welcomes Back (Spoiler Alert)!
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TV Finale Highlights
Five days at a glance*
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Tuesday, May 1
- The Biggest Loser NBC, 8-9PM
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Friday, May 4
- In Plain Sight USA, 10-11PM
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Sunday, May 6
- The Amazing Race CBS, 8-10PM
- GCB NBC, 10-11PM
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Monday, May 7
- Two Broke Girls CBS, 8-9PM
- Castle ABC, 10-11PM
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Tuesday, May 8
- Last Man Standing ABC, 8-8:30PM
- The Voice NBC, 8-10PM
- New Girl FOX, 9-9:31PM
- Unforgettable CBS, 10-11PM
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Wednesday, May 9
- CSI CBS, 10-11PM
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Thursday, May 10
- The Big Bang Theory CBS, 8-8:31PM
- The Vampire Diaries The CW, 8-9PM
- The Office NBC, 9-9:30PM
- The Secret Circle The CW, 9-10PM
- Parks and Recreation NBC, 9:30-10PM
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Sunday, May 13
- Once Upon A Time ABC, 8-9PM
- Survivor: One World CBS, 8-10PM
- Desperate Housewives ABC, 9-11PM, SERIES FINALE
- American Dad FOX, 9:30-10PM
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Monday, May 14
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- How I Met Your Mother CBS, 8-9PM
- Gossip Girl The CW, 8-9PM
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Tuesday, May 15
- 90210 The CW, 8-9PM
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- NCIS CBS, 8-9PM
- NCIS: Los Angeles CBS, 9-11PM
- Fashion Star NBC, 10-11PM
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Wednesday, May 16
- Suburgatory ABC, 8:30-9PM
- Criminal Minds CBS, 9-11PM
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Thursday, May 17
- Missing ABC, 8-9PM
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- Awake NBC, 9-11PM
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- Shark Tank ABC, 8-9PM
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Saturday, May 19
- Saturday Night Live NBC, 11:29PM-1AM
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Sunday, May 20
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- Family Guy FOX, 9-10PM
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Monday, May 21
- Dancing With the Stars (Performance) ABC, 8-9PM
- House FOX, 8-10PM, SERIES FINALE
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Tuesday, May 22
- American Idol (Performance) FOX, 8-9PM
- Dancing With the Stars (Results) ABC, 9-11PM
- Glee FOX, 9-10PM
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Wednesday, May 23
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- American Idol (Results) FOX, 8-10:07PM
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- Revenge ABC, 10-11PM
- Law & Order: SVU NBC, 10-11PM
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Tuesday, May 29
- The L.A. Complex The CW, 9-10PM
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Wednesday, May 30
- America's Next Top Model: British Invasion The CW, 9-10PM
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Roy!
Amid all the schtick, there were really only two pieces of news.
HEROES SCOOP:
Heroes will introduce 2 new comic-book obsessed characters: Doogie and Seth. Michael believes them to be influenced by Doogie Howser & Seth Rogen. “Both characters (who have yet to be cast) will serve as important advisors to one or possibly more than one of the Heroes regulars.”
THE OFFICE SCOOP:
(Annie, who is trying to ruin Aus’ day by letting his Office insider know that Aus sent the info around in a company-wide email, says the following into the phone):
“A Dunder Mifflin employee who you you think is gone for good will be returning in the season premiere. You think you know who it, but you don’t. Michael Ausiello can’t be trusted.”
*sits with her fingers crossed and eyes squeezed tightly shut, mumbling as she rocks back and forth*
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby…Please be Toby, Please be Toby…
I’m guessing Karen (Rashida Jones) is back for the premiere.
That was hilarious! And surprisingly solid acting too. You guys should be in The Office spinoff instead of Amanda Peet or whoever it was!
It’s probably Ryan, making his inevitable return to Scranton.
It’s so going to be Ed Truck…. back from the dead.
The “you think you know, but you don’t know” makes me think it’s not Toby. Or Ryan for that matter. They would be the first guesses. Maybe Jan back to work at DM? Or Rasheda Jones?
annie=awesome
That was stupid.
“Seth” on Heroes is supposedly influenced by Seth Cohen from The O.C., not Seth Rogen (I’m ashamed that I knew that and don’t even watch the show.)
That was awesome. Pure comedy gold.
Ausie rocks (can I call you Ausie?)
And Annie kicks ass.
I agree, Annie IS Awesome. A much better foil for you than Mitovich ever was.
Michael, you’re better solo – or at least with Papa Smurf. Dump the lame bimbo and just get to the scoop.
This is the funniest shhhht on the internet! More, please.