A regular gig on ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teenager isn’t stopping John Schneider from getting a little dirty. Or sexy. Or (c’mon, play along) money.
Translation: Sources confirm to me exclusively that the eternally boyish Dukes of Hazzard star has booked a three-episode arc on ABC’s Dirty Sexy Money. He’ll play a congressman who screws over Simon at the behest of a blackmailin’ Tripp.
Schneider shouldn’t have any problem squeezing some Sexy time into his Secret Life workload, since, as EW’s Jennifer Armstrong informs me, “there are like 9 billion characters on the show.”
Meanwhile, the search is on for an actress to play Schneider’s upscale trophy wife on DSM. Got suggestions? Post ‘em below!
The perfect for John Schneider’s upscale trophy wife is Jessalyn Gilsig.
I’d love to see Sarah Michelle Gellar play John’s trophy wife. I think she’d be great in the role and I really miss her on network TV.
DSM is a POS
Jennifer Lopez should be the trophy wife! She would be a true DIVA and really make the show a blockbuster! Please ABC PLEASE
I think that it would be fitting for him to have his trophy wife to be Jessica Simpson.
Paris Hilton. DSM is NOT a POS.
Upscale trophy Wife, Maggie Grace.
Low class trashy wife, Chestica Simpson.
Vanessa Marcil
How about Angie Harmon?
Isn’t Donna Mills joining??
Tanya Roberts would OWN this role.
Diane Lane would be perfect. She can play any part. She probably doesn’t need the new found money but it would be great exposure.http://www.foundmoney.com/unclaimedmoney/index.html?asid=51&linkname=
yes, Vanessa marcil would be a great addition to any show!!!!!!!!!!!!
What about Charisma Carpenter from Buffy the Vampire fame?
IMHO Rachelle Carson (Ed Begley’s wife) would be ideal. She in the age bracket, beautiful and a very good actress if her stage presence is any criterion. Besides that I have been to her home.