Exclusive: John Schneider in the 'Money'

Johnschneider_l A regular gig on ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teenager isn’t stopping John Schneider from getting a little dirty. Or sexy. Or (c’mon, play along) money.

Translation: Sources confirm to me exclusively that the eternally boyish Dukes of Hazzard star has booked a three-episode arc on ABC’s Dirty Sexy Money. He’ll play a congressman who screws over Simon at the behest of a blackmailin’ Tripp.

Schneider shouldn’t have any problem squeezing some Sexy time into his Secret Life workload, since, as EW’s Jennifer Armstrong informs me, “there are like 9 billion characters on the show.”

Meanwhile, the search is on for an actress to play Schneider’s upscale trophy wife on DSM. Got suggestions? Post ‘em below!

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  • Dennis Dziadowicz

    The perfect for John Schneider’s upscale trophy wife is Jessalyn Gilsig.

  • Carlos

    I’d love to see Sarah Michelle Gellar play John’s trophy wife. I think she’d be great in the role and I really miss her on network TV.

  • Anonymous

    DSM is a POS

  • Kimmy

    Jennifer Lopez should be the trophy wife! She would be a true DIVA and really make the show a blockbuster! Please ABC PLEASE

  • Dave

    I think that it would be fitting for him to have his trophy wife to be Jessica Simpson.

  • anne

    Paris Hilton. DSM is NOT a POS.

  • GB

    Upscale trophy Wife, Maggie Grace.
    Low class trashy wife, Chestica Simpson.

  • Lola

    Vanessa Marcil

  • angie5204

    How about Angie Harmon?

  • michael

    Isn’t Donna Mills joining??

  • JS

    Tanya Roberts would OWN this role.

  • Jack

    Diane Lane would be perfect. She can play any part. She probably doesn’t need the new found money but it would be great exposure.http://www.foundmoney.com/unclaimedmoney/index.html?asid=51&linkname=

  • pac

    yes, Vanessa marcil would be a great addition to any show!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Trent

    What about Charisma Carpenter from Buffy the Vampire fame?

  • Gar Harris

    IMHO Rachelle Carson (Ed Begley’s wife) would be ideal. She in the age bracket, beautiful and a very good actress if her stage presence is any criterion. Besides that I have been to her home.

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