Nov 9 2009 12:16 PM ET

Exclusive first look: My 2009 holiday card!

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santa-card_l[1]They say the holiday season is for caring, sharing and giving. I say it’s all about impressing my friends, relatives and anonymous moles with a kick-ass (and custom-made) holiday card. And if I do say so myself, this year I’ve outdone myself. Proceed after the jump to see the inside greeting that accompanies the front of the card (above) and to get details on how you can obtain one yourself. See, I am a giver! (WARNING: Stop reading if you’re under the age 12 or have led an exceedingly sheltered life.)

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Admit it: It’s kind of genius. Want to impress your friends, relatives and fellow Ausholes with a “Spoiler Alert” card? Head to prettybitter.com for complete ordering details!* Happy holidays!

* For the purposes of full-disclosure, I am an angel investor in prettybitter.com. And I’m in a long-term relationship with its owner. Also, EW.com does not endorse this blog post. In fact, they don’t even know it exists. Oh, wait — they do now.

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  • Mark C
    Mon 11/09/09 12:24 PM

    GENIUS! I love it!!! LOL

    Reply
  • Meridian
    Mon 11/09/09 12:28 PM

    why would you tell me this?
    why in God’s name would you tell me this?

    Reply
    • Amanda
      Mon 11/09/09 1:59 PM

      He told you not to read any further if you were sheltered. :p

      Reply
  • Sommery
    Mon 11/09/09 12:28 PM

    Cute! Great card.

    Reply
  • Emma
    Mon 11/09/09 12:32 PM

    i LOVE you michael ausiello.

    (but don’t tell me you believe this… Santa exists… right?)

    Reply
  • corinalombardi
    Mon 11/09/09 12:40 PM

    Epic Cards! I should give one to each of my sisters…but I’m not that mean. LoL.

    Reply
  • Avery
    Mon 11/09/09 12:42 PM

    You. You… Santa… Santa’s not real? My mom who home schools me with my one other sister lied to me? Anyways… love the card :)

    Reply
  • Eric
    Mon 11/09/09 12:45 PM

    Great card, I just bought a few. Along with some of the stickers that were funny too :)

    Reply
  • Jen
    Mon 11/09/09 12:45 PM

    LOVE this dynamic duo super secret spoiler holiday card!

    Reply
  • Ausiello, I
    Mon 11/09/09 12:53 PM

    You crack me up!

    Reply
  • ggny
    Mon 11/09/09 1:31 PM

    the perfect card for you

    Reply
  • Laura D.
    Mon 11/09/09 1:52 PM

    FABULOUS! I wish I’d thought of that!

    Reply
  • Bella
    Mon 11/09/09 1:53 PM

    I feel like this is what a Winchester-Christmas-Card would sound like. Love it.

    Reply
  • Manju
    Mon 11/09/09 1:56 PM

    Awesome, now if I knew someone that knew what a spoiler-alert means AND that I wanted to send a Christmas card too, we’d be good…

    Reply
  • Leanne
    Mon 11/09/09 2:40 PM

    You’re such a liar!

    Reply
  • craig
    Mon 11/09/09 3:21 PM

    meh

    Reply
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