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Apr 20
2010
05:44 PM ET
May Sweeps Scorecard: Deaths! Pregnancies! Firings! Weddings! OMG!
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TV Finale Highlights
Five days at a glance*
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Tuesday, May 1
- The Biggest Loser NBC, 8-9PM
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Friday, May 4
- In Plain Sight USA, 10-11PM
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Sunday, May 6
- The Amazing Race CBS, 8-10PM
- GCB NBC, 10-11PM
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Monday, May 7
- Two Broke Girls CBS, 8-9PM
- Castle ABC, 10-11PM
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Tuesday, May 8
- Last Man Standing ABC, 8-8:30PM
- The Voice NBC, 8-10PM
- New Girl FOX, 9-9:31PM
- Unforgettable CBS, 10-11PM
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Wednesday, May 9
- CSI CBS, 10-11PM
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Thursday, May 10
- The Big Bang Theory CBS, 8-8:31PM
- The Vampire Diaries The CW, 8-9PM
- The Office NBC, 9-9:30PM
- The Secret Circle The CW, 9-10PM
- Parks and Recreation NBC, 9:30-10PM
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Friday, May 11
- The Finder FOX, 8-9PM
- Undercover Boss CBS, 8-9PM
- Fringe FOX, 9-10PM
- CSI: NY CBS, 9-10PM
- Blue Bloods CBS, 10-11PM
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Sunday, May 13
- Once Upon A Time ABC, 8-9PM
- Survivor: One World CBS, 8-10PM
- Desperate Housewives ABC, 9-11PM, SERIES FINALE
- American Dad FOX, 9:30-10PM
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Monday, May 14
- Bones FOX, 8-9PM
- How I Met Your Mother CBS, 8-9PM
- Gossip Girl The CW, 8-9PM
- Two and a Half Men CBS, 9-9:30PM
- Hart of Dixie The CW, 9-10PM
- Mike & Molly CBS, 9:30-10PM
- Hawaii Five-0 CBS, 10-11PM
- Smash NBC, 10-11PM
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Tuesday, May 15
- 90210 The CW, 8-9PM
- Cougar Town ABC, 8-9PM
- NCIS CBS, 8-9PM
- NCIS: Los Angeles CBS, 9-11PM
- Fashion Star NBC, 10-11PM
- Private Practice ABC, 10-11PM
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Wednesday, May 16
- Suburgatory ABC, 8:30-9PM
- Criminal Minds CBS, 9-11PM
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Thursday, May 17
- Missing ABC, 8-9PM
- Community NBC, 8-8:30PM, 9-10PM
- 30 Rock NBC, 8:30-9PM
- Rules of Engagement CBS, 8:30-9PM
- Awake NBC, 9-11PM
- Grey's Anatomy ABC, 9-10PM
- Person of Interest CBS, 9-10PM
- The Mentalist CBS, 10-11PM
- Scandal ABC, 10-11PM
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Friday, May 18
- Nikita The CW, 8-9PM
- Shark Tank ABC, 8-9PM
- Who Do You Think You Are NBC, 8-9PM
- Grimm NBC, 9-10PM
- Supernatural The CW, 9-10PM
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Saturday, May 19
- Saturday Night Live NBC, 11:29PM-1AM
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Sunday, May 20
- America's Funniest Home Videos ABC, 7-8PM
- The Cleveland Show FOX, 7:30-8PM
- Harry's Law NBC, 8-9PM
- The Simpsons FOX, 8-8:30PM
- Bob's Burgers FOX, 8:30-9PM
- Celebrity Apprentice NBC, 9-11PM
- Family Guy FOX, 9-10PM
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Monday, May 21
- Dancing With the Stars (Performance) ABC, 8-9PM
- House FOX, 8-10PM, SERIES FINALE
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Tuesday, May 22
- American Idol (Performance) FOX, 8-9PM
- Dancing With the Stars (Results) ABC, 9-11PM
- Glee FOX, 9-10PM
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Wednesday, May 23
- The Middle ABC, 8-8:30PM
- American Idol (Results) FOX, 8-10:07PM
- Modern Family ABC, 9-9:30PM
- Don't Trust the B— ABC, 9:30-10PM
- Revenge ABC, 10-11PM
- Law & Order: SVU NBC, 10-11PM
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Thursday, May 24
- Awake NBC, 10-11PM
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Tuesday, May 29
- Cougar Town ABC, 8-9PM
- The L.A. Complex The CW, 9-10PM
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Wednesday, May 30
- America's Next Top Model: British Invasion The CW, 9-10PM
*Times are Eastern Daylight and subject to change
seriously, are you paid for this?
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seriously, didn’t you already say this?
I hope one of the couples having sex for the first time are Lois and Clark
I feel compelled to post Brody’s rant in the movie Mallrats about what would happen if Superman and Lois would ever have sex, and what would happen when he got done. I believe his exact words were “like a shotgun in her uterus.”
Except that in the current comics canon, Clark and Lois have sex all the time. He’s in control. The Mallrats thing was not based on the actual canon.
This has been covered on the show. While it used to be a concern, sex ed was apparently part of the Fortress training program and Clark can safely have sex with Lois now.
Although that Mallrats thing was funny the comics don’t follow that. Clark has sex with his wife all the time (in shockingly adult and graphic detail at times) in the Superman comics.
I’d put money on Clark and Lois being one of the couples getting it on as a mirror to the season premiere “Savior.” Let’s just hope it’s as hot as those flashes were from “SAvior.”
I feel compelled to send people to the source for this, which is Larry Niven’s essay Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex. Published in 1971, long before Mallrats stole it.
I totally agree! Definitely Lois and Clark *happy dance*
Well Lois and Clark probably fill one of either breaking up or having Sex. lol
Or both. I honestly have no idea. But something is going to explode with those two at the end of the season. They are either going to finally do it or they are going to break up. No idea which. Personally, I thought the sex scene in Pandora was mucho hot so I’d prefer the sex.
Clois has already had sex. It was mentioned in the ep when they went to the bed & breakfast with Chloe & Oliver.
Umm…no Amanda. I think you are confused. It was not mentioned. They tried to have sex during that episode and they were interupted by the Banshee. They slept together in the future timeline but they have not slept together yet in the present timeline.
Kevin McHale just said on Twitter that someone loses their virginity on Glee tonight so there’s one of the “couples that have sex for the first time”
Except I realize that that can’t count as it’s still April.
I know Scanlon’s getting married on Medium, but since you all but ignore that show…
I love Medium. It’s one of my favorites! <3
Gossip girl: Dorotha’s baby born and maybe Little J’s shocking pregnancie
Supernatural: 2 Resurections
Vampire Diaries: 2 death maybe Jeremy, Alaric ou Jenna
Csi Miami: maybe Calleigh’s pregnancy
It’s probably Alaric and Tyler ’cause I checked on IMDB and they’re only scheduled for the first season whereas the others, including Jeremy and Jenna, are listed as being in 44 episodes.
Well Lost is definitely going to dominate the 15 fatalities list.
Smallville’s getting a visit from the Reaper too, so that’s another one.
And I think a Grey’s Couple will be in the Having Sex for the first time section, as well as someone from GA getting pregnant.
Yeah, Smallville’s got an army of at least 9 powered Kandorians (not counting Zod), so they’ll probably take a lot of those fatalities too
Ressurection=John Locke? Please! And LOST will surely have a lot of deaths but Des/Pen are off-limits, unless of course they die in eachothers arms in a heroic fashion. Same goes for Sun/Jin.
Hmmm…
As long as none of the fatalities is in NCIS, Castle or named Derek Morgan, I’m cool with it.
Tony & Ziva for kiss maybe?
Sorry, I don’t watch half the shows you guys talk about like Gossip Girl.
Maybe all the fatalities are in Chuck & they end it with a Dynasty style wedding shooting?!
I don’t care about anything else, but PLEASE just tell me that one of those deaths is Castiel on Supernatural?!?! UGH I AM SO SICK OF HIM!
Huh?!! O.o Nooo Cas can’t die!!
What?! NO! Castiel is awesome!
Whaaaat?!
I failed to understand what you just said.
Nooo!! I love Cas lol
Castiel is one of the funniest/most important characters the show has ever had.
Much as it pains me to say it, Cas will probably die.
It’s either him or Bobby on the chopping block, since the finale synopsis explicitly states that somebody will die. *weeps* I don’t want to see Cas go!
i’m guess the confirmed fatalities.
passengers of flight 815
Just tell us where to put Chuck and Blair. Pleeeeeeease
I’d say Bree from Desperate Housewives is the one falling off the wagon. They just made a mention of her alcoholism last episode.
first time sex = Lois and Clark
Smallville baby!!
Clark and Lois can’t have babies because they are not the same species, Chloe and Oliver, however, can
This.
oh, and HOLY CRAP on the 18 deaths!
Baby born in June: Quinn and Puck’s baby, on Glee
Momentous Kisses: Booth/Brennan, on Bones
Weddings: Hodgela, on Bones
Breakup: Cuddy/Lucas, on House
Pregnancy: unfortunately, Cuddy, on House (gosh, that’ll be a horrible storyline)
Fatatility: Someone on Chuck
And there will be some two other twists on Chuck that fit into any category.
Also….
A ton of the fatatilities: Lost
Falling off the bandwagon: House (he’ll go back on Vicodin, and that would be an amazing storyline!)
TPTB keep stating that the finale will be awesome, shocking, and unlike anything we’ve ever seen before. Yuh huh. *raises eyebrows* It’s going to have to be *really* impressive, that’s all I can say, to top the Mayfield storyline. House going back onto Vicodin is not that big a surprise; I was expecting him to do that all season.
Bones Kiss? B/B?