Jun 10 2010 12:37 PM ET

Here are 10 reasons to vote for me for PETA's Sexiest Vegetarian!

edelstein-ausielloHouse‘s Lisa Edelstein and I have something in common besides our love of all things Huddy: We’ve both been nominated for Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity of 2010! Even better, since there are separate categories for men and women, L.E. and I won’t be forced to go toe-to-tofu — PETA’s pun, not mine. In other words, you can vote for both of us. Or if you’re not a House fan, you can vote for me and fellow nominee Kristen Bell. The key point I’m trying to get across here is you really need to vote for me. And here’s why:

1. The happier I am, the more scoop you get.

2. I was a chubby kid who got mercilessly picked on in school. Don’t deny me my fairy-tale ending!

3. I have the latest scoop on the return of Tru Calling.

4. I don’t see bacon when I look at Miss Piggy.

5. I didn’t get bent out of shape when PETA declined my offer to go naked in its next anti-fur ad campaign.

6. My friend Peter wants you to. 

7. I’ll tell you what’s going to happen on Lost next season.

8. I don’t ask for much.

9. I coordinated this photo op at this year’s Golden Globe Awards.

10. I’m the only person who knows the answer to this.

Vote here.

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  • mooshki

    Is Tru Calling going to be back this fall?

    • Matt Webb Mitovich, Editor-at-Large FANCAST.com

      The MIA Network lives! Yess!!!

      • Jo-Lee

        What??? :o

    • shawshank

      Here’s what I want to really know: Who was the 2003 Sexiest Female? She’s not on the list. Did she start eating meat? There are a lot of missing male former title-holders…

    • shawshank

      So… are Lauren Bush, Chris Martin and Josh Hartnett no longer vegetarians or no longer sexy?

      • Yourenotafuckingidiot

        Chris Martin is sexy

    • donkottz

      Had no idea that you were a veghead. Thanks from another fellow veghead! Go Vegan Everybody. Healthier for you, your family, your planet and most importantly nobody has to die for self indulgences sake.

      • lana

        Hahaha, and Donkottz’s comment makes me want to go right out and buy a hamburger.

  • Cheery

    I love Lisa E. and surely will vote for her–but no votes for you! …unless you stop using old pics of Lisa for House posts!

    There’s plenty of new material to choose from but you seem insistent on using that one of her in the pink suit (you know the one I’m talking about). Is that any way to treat your imaginary BFF?? :D

  • koker

    now that we’ve voted can we please know the answer to item10?

    voted emily deschanel and you ! didn’t even read the other male contestants

    • Cheery

      Emily Deschanel is vegan though…didn

    • Laura

      yes!!! I voted the same way!! Emily and Ausiello, and I also want the B.I answer!!

  • CTB

    If I make you win, will you give us the so-long wanted exclusive interview with Hugh Laurie and Lisa Edelstein together, also featuring them in the cover of EW, with loooooots of pics??? :) ))))

  • Mel

    No thanks. PETA is a terrorist organization. I won’t condone it in any way. But you are cute a bug’s ear.

    • Brenda Barrett

      Mel, do you actually know what a terrorist is (and are you, by chance, a right-wing nutjob)? If PETA were terrorists (and I should know, as I’m a member), we’d be blowing up the offices of BP. Instead, PETA works to save the animals that self-absorbed nutballs like yourself carelessly eat and use.

      • Janey

        By euthanizing as many stray animals as possible? Stealing people’s pets? By assaulting guests at children’s parties?

      • Brenda Barrett

        How many strays have you taken in, Janey? PETA is not responsible for the pet overpopulation epidemic; sadly, sometimes euthanasia is the most humane option for an animal — PETA’s goal is to see all animal companions in loving homes and none unwanted on the streets.

      • PJM

        PETA kind of lost me when they came to our high school unannounced and without permission to scream at kids for drinking milk.

        And I have two cats that I got from an animal shelter, so I do love animals. My insanity line is simply drawn at a different point than PETA’s.

      • K

        I’m with you, PJM. I would have been a huge supporter of PETA if they weren’t so effing crazy about it. I love animals, I want factory farming conditions to change, I can’t stand when people buy dogs from breeders, etc etc etc…but I can’t give money or even basic appreciation to PETA because they take things absurdly far. Plus they alienate non-vegetarians by demanding that everyone go vegetarian, if not vegan. Everything eats everything, and I don’t buy the argument that we should know better than the rest of nature. If you want to be vegetarian, great. My husband is. But I don’t like people telling me that I’m evil and I must not really love animals just because I eat the natural diet for my species. I wish PETA would focus on realistic, attainable, helpful change rather than ridiculous campaigns like “sea kittens” (or ambushing high school milk-drinking kids).

      • Brenda Barrett

        K — I appreciate your thoughtful comments and would respectfully say that PETA does not hate everyone who eats meat. However, the reality is that meat consumption not only causes billions of animals to suffer each year; it is also harming the environment and human health. Meat just isn’t good for you. As for as “everything eating everything,” carnivores (e.g. tigers) have colons like paper towels, designed so that the prey’s nutrients can be quickly absorbed and then the toxins quickly excreted. Humans have colons with lots of pockets and pouches, similar to herbivores, which are meant to digest plant material. Many scientists believe that meat (which itself is now full of pesticides and toxins) remaining in the colon for extended periods of time is one of the reasons for the increase in colon cancer over recent decades.

      • Brenda Barrett

        I meant *far* and paper towel *tubes.*

      • murley

        i am a vegetarian with 3 adopted cats (2 from a rescue organization and 1 found in the woods) and an adopted stray dog who contributes to the humane society and volunteers with bay area poodle rescue. i dislike peta’s extremist stance which alienates the average person and gives animal rights activists a bad name. when you chastise the president for swatting a fly, you get dismissed as nutjobs and the cause suffers. it is very upsetting. peta would do well to cut out the theatrics and focus on the real problems.

      • Joel

        PETA isn’t a terrorist group, but they are a group that think themselves way bigger than they really are. I don’t mind their anti-fur campaigns so much, but when they attack you for wearing a shirt that says things like “I like meat” or whatever, then it’s just crazy. If it were up to them, animals would have the same rights as humans, and I’m sorry, I just don’t accept that. Animals, again I’m sorry, do not have souls. We, humans, do. Therefore, we should not treat animals like humans. Treat them decently, yes, but not like they’re humans. And truth is, I’m not a big fan of veggies. I’m just not. I like some but if I were to become a vegetarian I’d probably die of starvation because I just don’t like that many veggies. Good for you if you’re a vegetarian, but don’t blast me for enjoying meat.

      • b

        *headdesk*

        And of course I bet Brenda will reply to Joel and not me. These types are always quick to fight against the people with weak arguments and ignore the people who use actual facts.

  • Alexandria

    AJKSDHFKASJDHFAKLJSDH. I hadn’t heard there was a potential return. I *loved* Tru Calling. (Though I don’t think I’d be as interested without Eliza.)

  • Tab

    bitch, please.

  • Sam

    Sorry Mike, no vote for you, we haven’t gotten any scoop on Jennifer Morrison’s current status on House for ages.

    • Rob

      I have a scoop for you: she has breast implants now. So maybe you´ll enjoy her “performance” in some “movie” soon.

      • Sam

        I have some news for you, she doesn’t have breasts implants. Can’t a woman gain some weight without being called fat or think that she got breasts implants? At least she’s young and they’re perky unlike other older actresses who never wear a bra and think it’s classy to show off her shaggy breasts for everyone.

      • Em

        She did that while LE keep showing her ass and boobs everytime she can to be noticed, poor LE, she is old with no talent, her body is her only asset and she wants to use it until she can, no wonder she talks only about sex.

      • Michaela

        She does have boobs implants. She was totally flat and now she has two weird balls on her chest. Anyway I say, good for her. It´s her body and her career is over. She can still get attention in this way.

  • Bárbara

    voted on you!

  • Bárbara

    voted on you!

  • Shiny_tim

    You do ask for a lot. You are constantly withholding scoop for some kind of vote. That guy’s plaid shirt was totally better than yours, but I HAD to vote for you. Also, just voted for you for this veggie thing that means absolutely nothing to me because I really want to know that thing that you are never going to reveal anyway. BTW, you are one of my favorite people on the planet.

  • Shiny_tim

    You do ask for a lot. You are constantly withholding scoop for some kind of vote. That guy’s plaid shirt was totally better than yours, but I HAD to vote for you. Also, just voted for you for this veggie thing that means absolutely nothing to me because I really want to know that thing that you are never going to reveal anyway. BTW, you are one of my favorite people on the planet.

  • kiki

    I was about to vote for you when I saw Kevin Bacon. If he wins, I have new connections for the six degrees of Kevin Bacon.

    • Johnification

      Plus the delicious irony of the Man Named Bacon being a vegetarian is too great to resist!

  • kiki

    I was about to vote for you when I saw Kevin Bacon. If he wins, I have new connections for the six degrees of Kevin Bacon.

  • Mel

    We’re only voting for you if you give us something Huddy!!! Or an interview with Lisa and Hugh.

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