Chuck Lorre's latest super-short vanity card

Last night’s Big Bang Theory vanity card, read, quite simply:

“My lawyer ate my vanity card.”

(Lorre, of course, also produces Two and a Half Men and is being sued by Charlie Sheen, who alleges the producer masterminded the actor’s exodus from the show — and if you didn’t already know that then, well, the above joke wasn’t funny for you).

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  • Bob R

    If you did know it, the joke wasn’t funny

    • Kat

      @Bob: LOL!

    • Steven

      He should change his name to Chuck Boring. I’m tired of hearing about this tool.

      • Mike

        Without Mr.Lorre, there would be no Two and a Half Men, he’s an incredibly talented man.

  • AB

    Actually, I got it and gave a half-smile. I used to watch Dharma and Greg and we would record the last five minutes in order to stop it and read the vanity cards. Sometimes, he’s pretty funny. I don’t watch these new shows so I don’t do it anymore. Still the best part of his shows, though.

    • Tom

      Haim should just change it to LOSING.

  • madge

    I love Chuck Lorre
    His shows are always funny and his vanity cards are terrific.

    • nick

      thank you, warner bros. executive.

      • Simon Jester

        You’re welcome, Sheen apologist.

      • SteevoNYC

        Madge also meant to add a note about Chuck’s intrepid spirit, staunch ethics and monstrous schlong…

    • Tom

      I can’t stand him. Over inflated ego, terrible shows, bad writing.. The pits.

    • Tom

      WB brown noser. ha ha ha ha

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  • PJM

    Well, I’ll take that over another Lorre rant about the subject. Let Charlie dig his own grave. No sense throwing gasoline on a nuclear explosion of epic fall.

  • Mike

    I noticed that last night. I wondered if he intentionally shortened it due to the lawsuit.

  • Cathy

    I laughed out loud at it.

  • TV_Pete

    This is much funnier than his sad vanity card the previous week. Money cannot buy you happiness as both Lorre and Sheen have shown.

  • Darvy

    I disagree, money can totally buy you happiness, it just might make you an ego-maniacal crazy drug/sex addicted dueschebag; or a diva.

    • Tom

      Well there is a reason he is relegated to television.

  • lfk

    say what you must, Rosanne Barr was right Chaim cant stand anyone being more famous than the show…HE OWES THE MONKEY ALOT OF MONEY AND DOES NOT WANT TO PAY HIM …Sponsors should beware of Chaim he sabotages every show he has every done

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