
This is so weird. It’s like falling through a wormhole and watching some bizarro alternate universe version of Jersey Shore. Below are the opening credits for Geordie Shore, which comes to us from MTV’s UK network. A few of the characters look like they’re trying to fist pump and failing. They even have a version of Snooki, only thinner and with a smaller poof. And is it just me, or is this the first time the Brits cast slightly hotter people than us in anything?










Hmm…try harder.
No! Don’t try harder, STOP trying! For the love of all things holy, PLEASE STOP TRYING!
Isn’t there a Canadian version of JS as well? If I recall correctly, isn’t it called Lakeshore, and is more of a cross of Real world and JS becuase the cast is more multi-cultural, but just as shallow and obnoxious… more craptality tv…
I heard about the casting for that last summer but I’ve never seen anything from it. Maybe they scrapped it?
At least they’re now also guilty of making crappy remakes of another country’s originals. Although, it probably doesn’t really count when the original was crappy to begin with.
It actually makes it worse, I think.
OMG!!!, Seriously??, Hotter??, They make the Jerseyshore idiots look Hot!
They definitely hotter, and accents make them sexier too.
YES – but I also couldn’t understand half of what they were saying. Ha.
You do realize that their accents are the equivalent of those of poor uneducated people from Alabama?
I’m from Newcastle, where there filming it and I actually feel ashamed to be from there.
OH.MY.GOD.
dear god… it’s spreading
The accents are a plus. I still won’t watch it.
As for hotter cast than an American show, Being Human, for sure. Their actors are way hotter. Although it could just be Mitchell’s Irish accent I suppose…
JERSEY SHORE!!!!!!!!!! Honestly, we steal all of their shows and they choose to steal JERSEY SHORE!
This is not ok. What is a Geordie?
A Geordie is the slang word from someone who comes from Newcastle. It’s the furthest North city before you hit Scotland, and as stereotypes go, it’s full of working class party animals. I actually lived in a town not far from there once and it’s really not as bad as I’m sure this show is going to make it look.
Though honestly, the UK already has ‘The Only Way is Essex’ do we really need another ‘reality’ show about chavs?
It is well bad.
Yeah, I really don’t see the purpose of this – I would have thought ‘The Only Way is Essex’ would be the UK Jersey Shore, and the partying/tanning/glamming up traits fit a lot better. But Newcastle? Really?
I know, I mean it’s not exactly glamourous. Also apparently they’re making ‘Made in Chelsea’ aka: the posh version of Only Way is Essex.
So really, is there a market for another one? And in Newcastle of all places!!
I come from hartlepool near Newcastle and it’s not that bad. I don’t know why we are getting this as we already have the only way is Essex and made in Chelsea but will be hilarious to compare
Can we get a vaccination??
Add Queer as Folk to the list of British cast hotter than American. Barring Robert Gant, of course.
I can’t tell if this is real or not…. And that’s really sad.
I want to see this show!!!!!
Ugh, plz no..
I never saw an episode of Jersey Shore but I want to see this one. Is like MTV failed to make Skins hot in the USA so they are trying to make Jersey Shore hot in the UK . .hum thing thi sentence got away from me . . .