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Expect the unexpected. We must have heard those words a million times last night on the season 13 premiere of Big Brother, but you know what you can always expect on that show? Contestants straddling a giant banana and having whipped cream sprayed all over their faces! Kristen Baldwin, Jessica Shaw and Kate Ward join me on the latest InsideTV Podcast to break down all the latest Big Brother shenanigans. How do we feel about the new players (especially the dude who loves metal, bacon and 90210)? Who is more hateful: Evel Dick or Rachel? And how does the Golden Power of Veto now feel about there also being a Golden Key? (Is the house big enough for that much gold?!?)
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Who cares
No, I do not!
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Rumor has it E.D. is already gone
He is. On live feeds danielle was talking about being bored cause she has the first golden key and doesn’t get to compete in anything for the next month
On the live feeds, Danielle talked about being bored because, hello, she’s on frikkin lame Big Brother!!!!!!
That doesn’t help when the spoiler alert is half an inch above the spoiler. Thanks.
When it comes to half an inch, you’re the expert.
I guess I should have learned by now not to read a single thing anywhere about Big Brother, because someone’s always going to feel the need to spoil it, but sigh. Was that really necessary?
Yes, since I took Viagra, the E.D. is totally gone.
It’s been more than four hours for me. Should I call a doctor?
Rumor has it E.T. phoned home.
Hate E.D. Don’t hate Rachel. She’s just annoying. Love Jeff & Jordan. She’s adorable. Keith is a disappointment as a preacher (both a liar and a lascivious lech). Adam is obnoxious. Cassi is beautiful. Porsche is a Rachel wannabe. Kalia is NOT Carrie Bradshaw. Dominic is a mama’s boy.
Yeah..
Gee, judge much?
Even you, Dalton, are not enough to save this season. Is it too late to dump the returning houseguests and get 6 alternate ‘new’ people? Surely more than 8 people applied to be on the show this year…
Pitiful Earthlings, who can save you now? “ROSS! Ahhh ahhhhhhhh! Watcher of the Big Bro House!”
Daniele does look miserable, maybe it isn’t a lie that her and dad haven’t talked in 3 years
Are you kidding? Brenchel was the best thing about that season. I was glad to see them because they make great tv. Not so jazzed about ED. The dynamic with his daughter is bizarre, and the verbal abuse he inflicts on his housemates just amplifies what kind of awful father he must be.
Brenchel are watchable in car crash kind of way. Jeff and Jordan are sexy and funny. The Donatos are skanky and wrong and really disturbing.
Man that black dude thinks he is quite the ladies man. Picking a good looking white girl as his partner??
I guess the other black ladies arent sharp enough for him?? Dont like him already. Thinks he is top stuff. Hope he and her are voted out soon.
What other black “ladies”? There was only one black lady. And maybe she wasn’t his type. GTFOH
Sexual Chocolate!
@Chicklet: LMFAO!!!! Thanks, I needed that.
He was all like Mmmhmm and she was all like Uhn un and he was all Oh yeah you did and she was all Oh no you di’nt and he was all Black dynamite and she was all Girl, please and then he pull a razor and she pull a knife and then they was all Dayyum, let’s make some chillens and she was like Buy me some chicken and waffles first and he was like Bruthah aint got his check yet and she was all I cants hang with that mess and he was all Dont you be blockin me, woman and she was all up in his face with her weave sayin she gone go upside his head. It was a great episode.
“Hope he and her are voted out soon” — Are we talking about the Obamas?
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Is there any chance that you guys can change or edit the title of this podcast? While I love listening to Dalton and co. talk about TV shows, I’m really starting to hate the fact that you talk about reality TV 99% of the time. I know that summer TV is a little slower than the regular season, but there are plenty of scripted shows to talk about. Can Ken Tucker get his own TV podcast?
How about “An Earful of Dalton”? Or “Poddin’ Me, Dalton”?
The dumbing down of America continues …
It wouldn’t take much
Rumor has it that the first losers are already voted out, leaving the remaining losers to wonder who are the biggest losers, them or the losers watching this crap on TV instead of getting real lives.
Also, someone cuts a deuce in the hot tub.
No one has been voted out. That’s the only thing they do live. But one HG has left.
I read an Internet post that one pair of the returning houseguests are “swingers” and they’ve been trying to talk the 2 black guys into swapping out with them. I wonder if they’ll show THAT on TV?
so u dont deny that somebody deuced in the hottub?
I read an internet post that one of them is hiding out from the law.
It was me! I cut a deuce in the hot tub! And I’d do it again if I had the chance, I tells ya!
I was a diehard fan of this show from the first season….and then I discovered BBUK online after BB12 ended last summer. I tried to watch the premiere last night but it is absolute rubbish compared to the UK version.
They lost me as a viewer as soon as Rachel opened the door with her cackle. I Couldn’t stand her the first time around. I’ve got better things to do than listen to her!
SO excited for the rest of the season! it is certainly going to be interesting!
this is the best one.
All these twists and turns they try to inject into this lame show are beginning to sound a little desperate. Maybe they actually know that this show can’t suck enough without them.
probably this season’s twists were to eliminate ‘the brigade’ forming again – 4 or 5 people allance on day 2 that ruled the house for the season – not this time…..