Friends, juiceheads, countrymen: Lend me your ears. Did you, like me, feel like the back half of Jersey Shore‘s third season felt overly safe, as if all the newly-minted millionaires who comprise the show’s cast were playing it safe and avoiding conflict in order to burnish their brands? Well, then the trailer for the show’s upcoming fourth season has a message for you: Everything and everyone is descending into lawless chaos and emotional cataclysm. Deena wants to smush Pauly, Sitch want to smush Shnookums, Shnookums continues her neverending battle with the police, and Uncle Situation screams at Ronnie while doing his best Nicolas Cage impression. Madness! Madness! Check out the video:
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i don’t want to live on this planet anymore
Great comment! Unfortunately, I will probably watch this season. Screw me.
The next generation of STD’s will be transferable via cable television. MTV will be responsible for the application of millions of gallons of topical creams and salves on crotches across the nation.
This is better than ever having to watch Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie ever again.
This will debut with the biggest ratings yet for the show, just you watch. I can’t wait.
I’m not ashamed to admit that I am looking forward to the season in Italy!
Ok, maybe a little ashamed but I will still watch with a big grin on my face.
Jenni is in this? Didn’t Ron and her break up???
I think you mean Sammi? and she’s still a cast member, it’s not contingent on her staying with Ron. and they end up back together for the zillionth time anyway. sigh.
Jenni, Sammi, Kimmi; who cares? They are all interchangeable sluts who drink to much and carry an STD factory between their legs.
I can’t wait until this show vanishes and this whole “Guido” trend dies down, so I can resume going to Seaside Heights.
“I don’t deserve this right now!” is the new “I’m a good person!”
What’s sad is that MTV has gone down the crapper so far that this is the best programming they have to offer. This show at least leaves you slightly less disgusting feeling than if you watch those shows about dumb teenage trash pumping out kids left and right. At least the Jersey Shore kids aren’t making a display of wasting American welfare money.
I’m fairly certain they aren’t wasting welfare money. You realize, “Realist,” that MTV is paying the Jersey Shore dorks AND the teenage sluts who are “pumping out kids left and right?”
I can’t wait for your recaps to be back! They are SO funny!
What’s odd is the guys are JS are 30ish y/o. Shows how far down young adults are these days to act like a teenager at 30.
Just a certain subsection of East Coast “adults”. People don’t act like this where I’m from after about age 23. It’s obviously an East Coast thing.
Been to Jersey once. Never want to go back.
That’s an idiotic comment..please refrain from making ignorant comments.
That being said, my guilty pleasure is back.
Right after the Mike blow up at Ronnie in the trailer, is that Mike or Ron who is shown all hazed over on the ground?
i think that was mike he got knocked the F out lol
Wouldn’t TMZ or some gossip site would have reported on it by now? Shown pictures? Something? I think it’s just the work clever editing…He probably slipped on a bottle of hairspray.
So I’m confused, Snooki went from saying she has a “soft spot” for Mike to calling him a c***
so awful, but so so entertaining. I hate to say it but I will be watching.
IF MY DREAM IS A LIE I WANT TO DIE AND BE DEAD.
PUT THIS ON TMZ AND EXTRA LIFE EQUALS SUFFERING. IF MY DREAM CAN’T HAPPEN I GIVE UP MY LIFE LIVING.DON’T FAIL ME NOW NUMBER 8 WEBSITE.