Season 2, Episode 11: “Tom’s Divorce”
i. He pays Tom a compliment. Everyone’s weirded out by it.
LESLIE: Here’s what I think we should do. Everyone should go around and say one thing that they love about Tom.
JERRY: I’ll start. I really wish I could have your body.
APRIL: Ewww, like tied up, naked in your basement?
JERRY: No. I mean, you’re in good shape and you can eat whatever you want.
LESLIE: Well, that was weird, Jerry.
Season 2, Episode 12: “Christmas Scandal”
i. Leslie instructs everyone to go to the bathroom before they get in their costumes, looking at Jerry.
LESLIE: Everyone’s going to do Santa for two hours, so I would just advise everyone before you get in your costume to go to the bathroom so we can avoid what happened last year.
JERRY: It was just farts.
Season 2, Episode 13: “The Set-Up”
i. When April takes the job to be Ron’s assistant, Jerry is moved to April’s old small desk.
JERRY: I want to talk to Ron about the size of my desk.
APRIL: Jerry, you have to schedule an appointment.
JERRY: How about now?
APRIL: Ron’s not here.
JERRY: He’s right there, I can see him.
Season 2, Episode 14: “Leslie’s House”
i. He doesn’t get invited to her dinner party because he’s boring.
Season 2, Episode 15: “Sweetums”
i. Jerry tries to praise Nutriyum bars.
APRIL: Oh my god, they’re amazing.
JERRY: They’re more than amazing. They are terrific.
APRIL: Terrific’s not more than amazing, Jerry.
JERRY: No? Well, it’s not less.
ii. Tom criticizes Jerry fashion choices.
TOM: Who am I supposed to ask for fashion advice? Jerry? He wears the same soup stained khakis everyday.
iii. Jerry discovers that all the pizza is gone.
JERRY: There’s no pizza left?
TOM: Sorry, Jer, too slow.
ANDY: You want my crust? Here, take this.
JERRY: Nobody even told me the pizza was here. (As he walks away sad, he steps on DJ Roomba and crushes it.)
TOM: JERRY! YOU STEPPED ON DJ ROOMBA!
iv. April and Tom prank Jerry with the Ghost of DJ Roomba.
TOM’S VOICE: Jerry… Jerry…This is the ghost of DJ Roomba… Why did you kill me? … I’m gonna haunt you, Jerry. I’m gonna follow you and play the Black Eyed Peas on a non-stop looooop.”
Season 2, Episode 16: “Galentine’s Day”
i. Leslie says everyone here is terrible at love.
LESLIE: Some of them have been married for half a century. And, no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love. Divorced, dating a gay guy, divorced twice, jury’s still out on you two, and Jerry, who knows?
JERRY: I’ve been happily married for 28 years. You’ve met my wife, Gail, many times.
Season 2, Episode 17: “Woman Of The Year”
i. Donna dumps the mail on Jerry’s lunch. His soup spills.
APRIL: Jerry, you got soup all over our mail! Jerk.
ii. Tom is about to give his presentation.
TOM: Do any of you have pacemakers or a history of epilepsy?
JERRY: “Yes, both.”
TOM: “Anybody? No?”
TOM: (not listening) All right. (Starts presentation.)
iii. Tom kicks Jerry out of the presentation.
TOM: Okay, first come, first serve. Who’s in? Jerry?
JERRY: Geez, Tom. If I spend any more than 25 bucks, I gotta ask my wife.
TOM: Jerry, get out.