Season 3, Episode 7: “Harvest Festival”
i. Jerry and Li’l Sebastian are on the same diabetes medication.
ii. Tom repeatedly blames him for losing Sebastian, even though it was Tom’s fault.
JERRY: Hey, Tom, where’s Li’l Sebastian?
TOM: Somebody left the gate open and he got out, Jerry! (to Leslie) It’s Li’l Sebastian. He’s gone. Jerry let him escape and we don’t know where he is!
iii. When the power goes out, they all blame Jerry for the Ferris Wheel stopping.
RON: All of you be quiet. Andy, she’s mad because you said “awesome sauce” instead of “I love you too.” April, he loves you. Stop being a child. Tom, you’re clearly at fault here. Blaming Jerry won’t save you. Jerry, we both know you were shotgunning funnel cakes instead of watching Li’l Sebastian. So everyone apologize to everyone else.
iv. Jerry farts on the Ferris Wheel.
JERRY: I’m very upset. I get nervous.
v. Jerry gets lost in the corn maze.
Season 3, Episode 8: “Camping”
i. Tom asks what Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, and Drake have in common.
JERRY: I know this one — they are all rappists.
TOM: They’re rappers, Jerry!
ii. Jerry is fishing with Ron.
JERRY: My daughter might think she’s old enough to be sexually active with her boyfriend, but I’m sorry — 16… that just seems to young to be on birth control. You know, I was 24 when Gayle took my virginity…. You know what I should do? I should lead a teen abstinence workshop.
RON: That might be incredibly effective.
iii. Ron blames Jerry for their lack of food.
RON: We have nothing to eat. Jerry scared all the fish away with his loud personal stories!
iv. Jerry is sitting, petting a cat and enjoying listening to Elsa Clack play the organ as Ben tries to escape.
Season 3, Episode 9: “Fancy Party”
i. April struggles to give Jerry an invite to her dinner party.
ii. Jerry comes to the party in the new “Party Shirt” that Gayle bought for him.
TOM: You know what, I make fun of you a lot, but credit where credit is due. I like how the– (laughs hysterically) Dammit, I was so close! It’s a terrible shirt!
iii. Andy asks everybody to be his best man, and when he gets to Jerry….
ANDY: So glad you made it, this shirt is hilarious.
Season 3, Episode 11: “Jerry’s Painting”
i. Jerry paints a stunning painting of a topless female Centaur, the Greek goddess Dyaphena, and the woman looks like Leslie.
TOM: That’s what you see when you close your eyes at night, Jerry! Topless Leslie, glued to a horse!
ii. Also, the cherub in the painting resembles Tom.
TOM: What the hell, Jerry! Look at my potbelly, I look like a pregnant baby!
TOM: In one brushstroke, Jerry has killed the Jay-Z vibe that’s taken me years to cultivate, and replaced it with a fat brown baby vibe. Which is not as cool of a vibe.
iii. Jerry asks if he should attend the meeting with Chris.
LESLIE: This isn’t about you, Jerry.
JERRY (sadly): It’s my painting.
iv. Jerry thanks Leslie for defending his beautiful painting.
LESLIE: Stand down, Jerry. This isn’t your fight.
v. When Tom tries to hit on Brandi Maxxxx, the porn star, she recognizes him as the “fat baby” from the painting. Tom shakes his head and says: “Dammit, Jerry…”
vi. Jerry makes the point to Leslie that surrendering the painting seems like something he would do.
vii. Tom loves the new painting Jerry did, depicting him as the Centaur. But then Andy asks where the penis is.
APRIL: Yeah, where’s your Penis?
TOM: Dammit, Jerry!
viii. Leslie and Tom speak to Gayle to reassure her that nothing is going on.
TOM: “I promise you, hun, Jerry only has eyes for you…and pound cake, am I right?!?”