Season 3, Episode 13: “The Fight”
i. Tom assigns Jerry a role in the guerrilla marketing sketch.
TOM: Jerry, you’ll be playing a boring beer drinker — your name will be “Jerry.”
ii. When Donna drive home everyone who is drunk, Jerry is put on the roof.
Season 3, Episode 14: “Road Trip”
i. Jerry tells Tom that his game show, Know Ya Boo, sounds like The Newlywed Game.
TOM: Shut up, Jerry! It’s not The Newlywed Game!
Season 3, Episode 15: “The Bubble”
i. Chris tries to give Jerry a pep talk.
CHRIS: Jerry, I believe you are capable of much more.
JERRY: I’m not.
ii. Jerry asks April for the report he assigned her, and she hands him a piece of paper that says: “You are going to fail.”
Season 3, Episode 16: “Li’l Sebastian”
i. Leslie mistakenly hands a note for Ben to Jerry and he reads it out loud.
JERRY: Mine says “You have a cute butt.”
LESLIE: That’s weird. Must be a typo.
APRIL: Yeah, Jerry, it should say you have a cube butt.
TOM (laughing hysterically): ’Cause your butt’s shaped like a cube!
JERRY: Why is my memo different than everyone else’s?
To deflect attention, Leslie starts chanting “Cube butt!”
ii. Tom asks Jerry about his color samples.
JERRY: They’re all black.
TOM: Maybe to the layman, Jerry. Maybe to the layman, Jerry. Obsidian, Onyx, Midnight, Lost Soul, Rolling Blackout, Sleeping Panther, and Void by Armani. (Holds up red tie.) Hey, Jerry, does this look black to you too?
iii. Leslie tasks Jerry with picking up the propane.
JERRY: But what about my poem?
LESLIE: Nobody wants you to read a poem. Okay, Jerry! What everyone wants, what L’il Sebastian wants, is for you to get propane.
iv. Instead of propane, Jerry gets a big can of lighter fluid and causes an explosion that burns off Ron’s eyebrows.
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