These new promos for the final season of Jersey Shore are one Sarah McLachlan song away from being ASPCA-level tear-jerkers. (Oh, except the ASPCA actually matters.)
But you have to admire the cheeky spots, which debuted during the Video Music Awards. (One is set to a Boyz II Men song!) They come just days after the network announced Shore was headed to the big tanning salon in the sky, and if these are any indication, MTV is not going to let it go quietly.
See them below: