The producers of Jersey Shore are returning seaside with a new reality show… but this time they’re headed a few states South. Created by Shorelord SallyAnn Salsano, Party Down South (CMT, Thursday, 10 p.m.) follows a group of eight young adults who are up for “one wild summer of extreme fun” at Murrells Inlet, South Carolina. That includes but is not limited to: Drinking out of red cups, drinking out of belly buttons, drinking out of cowboy boots, fighting, crying after fighting, pooping with the door open, shooting stuff, breaking bottles over their heads, slip-and-sliding, thong-twerking and ATVing. (Buckwild fans, this one’s for you, too!) Check out the borderline NSFW trailer below, in which these guys and girls display their deep faith in the South and in God. As Taylor, a.k.a. Lil Bit, says: “I need to get my f—in’ bible out.”
Our prayers go out to the reputation of the great state of South Carolina.