Michelle, Six Nose Jobs
After a car accident, Michelle had a nose job to fix the damage, but her nose collapsed. “You couldn’t fit a toothpick in there,” Michelle said. (Which turns out to be the least disgusting thing said on the show.) So, she had another, and another, and another, ultimately having six nose jobs total. For her seventh, and final, nose job, she can thank Botched.
An aspiring actress, Michelle is held back by her plastic surgery gone wrong, claiming “I have the face for radio.” And everyone watching this show for guilty pleasure suddenly felt very bad about themselves.
Janice Dickinson (yes, the Janice Dickinson), Ripples Nipples
Janice Dickinson, a.k.a. the world’s first supermodel, appeared on Botched to replace her 30-year-old breast implants, which were about 20 years overdue for a change. “These implants being from the ’70s, who knows, we may take them out, put them down, there might be streaks of cocaine still left on them,” Dr. Dubrow quipped. But it turned out that the greatest complication was Janice just being herself. “Janice is the greatest patient… when she’s in a chemical coma,” Dr. Dubrow joked.
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