Renee, Butt Gone Bad
One of our favorite patients, Renee had butt implants that were so poorly done, they were visible and could even be flipped over by hand… WHILE IN HER BUTT. One more time: You can literally see her implants being flipped over inside her butt. But sadly, the good docs ultimately decided not to take Renee as a patient, since she admitted to suffering from body dysmorphic disorder.
Kimber, 24 Surgeries
As her tagline suggests, Kimber James—the first transgender individual to sign with an adult agency—has had 24 surgeries. Not quite as may as Justin (still reeling from that one), but still impressive nonetheless. She came to the good Botched docs, who probably don’t call themselves that, hoping to get a nose job, breast reduction, and labiaplasty. The result: “I feel less pornified.”
Thank you, E!, for bringing this to our TV screens. Truly, thank you.