Today in “Things I Thought We Wouldn’t Be Discussing”: Ben Affleck’s genitals.
Let’s back up: At the Producers Guild Awards Sunday, Chuck Lorre made a joke about Ben Affleck. “In accepting a career achievement kudo from the PGA, Lorre confessed that when he found himself standing next to Affleck at a urinal, he scoped out the size of the actor-director’s penis, [and] assured the crowd that Affleck is sufficiently endowed to take on the role of the Dark Knight,” according to Variety.
Generating a fair amount of laughs in Hollywood, Lorre is now walking back from his silly story. (For the record, as this video shows, Affleck was amused. “I’m often confused with Matt Damon, not Michael Fassbender, so it was a nice change,” he quipped.) Last night’s vanity card during Moms was a message from Lorre addressing the controversy. While noting the joke worked in the venue told, it “got way too much traction afterward,” making him feel the need to say something.