If you miss the season 3 premiere of Key & Peele tonight on Comedy Central, you better avoid the Internet and the water cooler tomorrow, for fear of hearing the most quotable lines and hilarious plot points before you get a chance to enjoy them yourselves.
Keegan Michael Key is living that exact nightmare right now: While his wife is in Europe, he promised to avoid watching the latest Breaking Bad until she got back — meaning he has yet to see “Ozymandias,” one of the most thrilling hours of television ever. Now, he’s walking in a veritable minefield of spoilers everywhere he goes. “I hope she understands the sacrifice that I am making,” Key told EW today. “She gets to go to France, and I’m sitting here on my ass not watching Breaking Bad.”
His comedy comrade Jordan Peele, meanwhile, is reveling in Key’s discomfort. “The major difference between Keegan and I is that he can’t lie,” Peele said. “He has, like, a moral compass, especially to his wife. He just won’t lie. For me, this would have just been taken care of. I’d just watch it and play it cool and have to watch it twice. … It’s fun to watch someone with morals squirm.”
The moral of the story: Don’t be that guy! Below, Key and Peele share six reasons fans definitely need to join them (and their many alter egos) for tonight’s premiere:
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