We still don’t know who will be the final two battling it out to win The Celebrity Apprentice, but we now have a clue as to at least part of the task that will help determine the winner. In this exclusive clip from Sunday’s episode, Adam Carolla — one of several fired celebs brought back to assist on the final project — mentions that they need to put together a 30 second public service announcement. While we aren’t told what the PSA is for, we do get to see Adam and Teresa Giudice embark on a shopping spree at a local costume shop. And something they find there seems to greatly disturb the comedian. Then again, if a creepy costume shop guy tried to get me to enter a “conjugal visit” dungeon littered with giant penis statues, I too might think twice. To enjoy the type of wonderfully absurd encounter you can only find on Celebrity Apprentice, click on the video below. And for more reality ramblings you can follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss. READ FULL STORY »

Judging by her work in Playboy magazine, Aubrey O’Day has no issues getting naked. And on this Sunday’s upcoming episode of The Celebrity Apprentice, she’ll have no problem staying naked either. In this exclusive clip, Aubrey and Teresa Giudice discuss clothing options for a photo shoot. That sounds normal enough. But as Teresa explains, “Aubrey was sitting there with her boobs hanging out. Like, literally, they were out.” Don’t believe her? Well, then click on the video player below and see for yourself. And for more Celebrity Apprentice news that may or may not involve Aubrey O’Day’s boobs, follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss. READ FULL STORY »

The Hulk (Lou Ferrigno) may have already been eliminated from The Celebrity Apprentice, but you shouldn’t make Lisa Lampanelli angry either. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry. Just ask Dayana Mendoza, who has been on the receiving end of numerous verbal attacks from the notorious roaster. But all those incidents were mere appetizers for the main course this coming Sunday. The problems start when Dayana becomes Project Manager for a jingle-writing task. The problems continue when Dayana slights Lisa in front a visiting Don Jr. We now present you with a tasty morsel of the aftermath, as Dayana tries to bury the hatchet with a clearly enraged Lisa. Good luck with that! As you will see — and hear through several bleeped out epithets — Lisa is in no mood to play nice. Enjoy this exclusive clip that merits rewatching about 37 times, and then let us know which side you’re on: Team Lisa or Team Dayana. And for more bizarre Celebrity Apprentice news & views, follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss.

Oh, that Lisa Lampanelli. She’s a randy one! Whether she’s roasting celebrities, yelling at Venezuelan models, performing puppetry, doing stand-up comedy…. Wait, performing puppetry? That’s right. In tonight’s episode, Lisa and new teammate Clay Aiken will be forced to perform with the Jim Henson Company’s adult improv puppet show, Stuffed and Unstrung. Predictably, it doesn’t take long for things to get a bit blue. But you don’t have to wait until tonight to catch their act. We’ve got an exclusive clip for you right here and right now! Why is Clay discussing warts in underareas, and why is Lisa yelling at Clay to “Do it! Do it ! Do it!”? You’ll have to click on the video player to see for yourself. And then treat yourself to another exclusive clip from tonight’s episode as Teresa Giudice tries to get some “jungle fever” brewing between Arsenio Hall and Aubrey O’Day. (It’s even more disturbing than it sounds.) Finally, for more reality TV ramblings, follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss. READ FULL STORY »

If you think the Celebrity Apprentice contestants are crazy, imagine what they would be like in puppet form! Well, you don’t have to imagine much longer, for this Sunday’s upcoming episode will see the teams forced to create puppets and perform with the Jim Henson Company’s adult improv puppet show, Stuffed and Unstrung. And you can get a sneak peek right here and right now. In this exclusive clip, Teresa Giudice thinks it would be swell to create Aubrey O’Day and Arsenio Hall puppets. And what exactly would those puppets look like? Well, we’ll let Teresa describe it for you as only she can, but the fact that she goes on to discuss puppet “jungle fever” is mildly disturbing. Then again, when was the last time Celebrity Apprentice wasn’t mildly disturbing? Which is precisely why we love it. Click on the video player below to enjoy the inanity and insanity for yourself, and for more reality TV ramblings, follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss. Take it away, Teresa! READ FULL STORY »